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Obama Supporters are Idiots »

Fun fact for the day: The number of times that the pope has had sex is equal to (or greater than) the number of times that Barack Obama has served in a executive function!
One of the problems with telephone polls is that polling “likely voters” means asking people if they plan on voting. Unfortunately, […]

My First Order as President »

…will be to get Steven Tyler back on smack.
The second will be to let you, the American people, choose what you want to hear on the radio.
For some time now I’ve thought that music generally sucks. I wasn’t sure if I was getting older and by proxy was no longer cool. To be fair, no […]